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Bodd
At least he hasn't told you what's growing in his pants when Mrs Motties around.
Andy
If it grows as slow as this thread she will take her Kebab to bed alone..
At least he hasn't told you what's growing in his pants when Mrs Motties around.
Andy
Omfg i was scrolling through these mm yum till the last one, that would induce the deepest of retches, tell me they're not tinned peaches lurking down there, with cold sausages, stop that immediately
Nah. Fresh mango, melon and watermelon slices. What do you think I am, a heathen?tell me they're not tinned peaches lurking down there
Ok marginal improvement but still. My bad, perhaps a heathen from whence i came. Tortured as a kid with these bastard things.Nah. Fresh mango, melon and watermelon slices. What do you think I am, a heathen?
Did you not think to add say some jam or ice cream perhaps?This inspired me to have breakfast. Not fruit with sausages, as that is just weird, but a double fried egg sandwich with ketchup.