What are you watching on TV right now?

[crystal ball]

In Pitlochry Festival theatre?

yes

 

[Mottie]

I’m a celebrity. Dean McCullough has just been voted out. Ant and Dec had a drink waiting for him in the eviction interview. A ginger beer. I’m saying nothing.

 

[Stivino]

I wanted to watch The One Show but, she wanted to watch Landward.

 

[Mottie]

Is that the bloke who's always on the telly saying "I don't like being on the telly"?

That’s the one. I see he's got another series coming out soon…..

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

That’s the one. I see he's got another series coming out soon…..

I cannot stand him, he annoys me - his mannerisms, he sounds as if he is constantly astounded by absolutely everything.

 

[Mottie]

1% club. I got the 1% question and none of the 8 finalists did!

 

[Mottie]

The Agency.

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

The lesser of the two weevils. I leave to you, to work out the name of the actual film..

No one guessed the name of the film?

Brilliant film, I've watched it a few times, and that line cracks me up, each and every time, and perhaps the only funny line in the entire film. 'Master and Commander' was the film.

 

[Odds]

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

Cheer up, it's christmas!

 

[Mottie]

The six triple eight. Not bad, based on a true story.

 

[Mottie]

Usyk Fury 2. Looks 50/50 at the moment (R8) but Fury seems to be tiring….

 

[blup]

If its anything like the first fight Tyson will be on the defensive while looking for the perfect punch, while Usyk wears him down. Maybe he wont be denied the KO by the referee this time

 

[Mottie]

Looks like Usyk has it. He just kept going right to the end. Tyson looked his usual flabby self but couldn’t land the big punch he needed.

 

[Mottie]

Usyk