What have you been doing today?

[ellal]

So is everybody in the country who is on furlough! You have heard of the furlough scheme, haven’t you? If you haven’t, let me tell you - it’s bloody great! Not forgetting the £10k Boris bonus I got for owning my own premises which I rent out to my company, I’m as pleased as punch thank you very much. I get a great big smile on my face every time you remind me. Please feel free to remind me every day, but not before 10.00 ish otherwise you’ll be waiting for me to get up and give you a thanks.

Indeed I have heard of it.

And getting money for doing **** all is obviously ok for you it seems.

But at least there will be some true beneficiaries.

Namely the people you can no longer miseducate!

 

[Android 07]

Watched 2 eps of 7 Days TV show on Youtube
Watched 2 eps of Skip beat anime
Did 2 hours of gaming on Final Fantasy 7 remake
Did 1 hour of gaming on Rainbow 6 siege
Dropped off mum at her work and then picked her up later
Did some shopping at LIDL

Hoovered up some moths on my ceilings
Cleaned the plate mats

 

[fillyboy]

This morning I have been defrosting the freezer in our kitchen.

Were you tempted to put the tip of your tongue on the frozen bars?

 

[fillyboy]

Indeed I have heard of it.

And getting money for doing f uck all is obviously ok for you it seems.

But at least there will be some true beneficiaries.

Namely the people you can no longer miseducate!

How much are you getting ellal?

 

[Mottie]

Disaster! Woke up to this loaf this morning. Too much yeast I think.

 

[durhamplumber]

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[Mottie]

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I bet you were going to say there was some likeness to my loaf and the inside of my head, weren’t you? C'mon, own up.

 

[durhamplumber]

I bet you were going to say there was some likeness to my loaf and the inside of my head, weren’t you? C'mon, own up.

Lol....Was going to call LAL a twât but He knows already.

 

[Mottie]

Well, today I finally finished off my bespoke bin store. It’s taken me about 10 hours and cost me just over £100 for the timber and hardware. Don’t think I could earn a living at it - I’d have to charge about £1,300 if you wanted one made! Made a few mistakes, number one being don’t make it on uneven ground and then move it somewhere else! Anyway, the wife is well pleased, it’s better than looking at two smelly bins and I have enough timber left over to make a patio planter or two.

 

[conny]

Are you going to weatherproof the timber?

 

[noseall]

Disaster! Woke up to this loaf this morning. Too much yeast I think.

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It looks like a bunch of holes held together with bread.

 

[Mottie]

Are you going to weatherproof the timber?

Well, I like the colour of them so possibly not. I bought three bundles of them from B&Q and they are described as 'Pressure treated'. Does that mean they are already weatherproof?

https://www.diy.com/departments/blo...1-8m-w-100mm-t-11mm-pack-of-10/1636349_BQ.prd

 

[noseall]

Up to my ankles in poo and pee. Had to renew a section of 160mm sewer where it passes beneath our proposed extension. My face got covered in it when I was angle grinding through the pipe.

Poo2

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• noseall
• 9 Jun 2020

 

[Bodd]

Come on Ellal, grow up a bit please.

In Fairness he has a point.

But I'm sure if Mottie has a problem with people you benefit from benefits it would be the lazy type who don't want yo work...

 

[Mottie]

Up to my ankles in poo and pee.

At least you know the provenance of that poo and pee!