What have you bought today?

[Trazor]

Still, he did put goggles on. What could go wrong?

Some of the comments from the you tube video are hilarious.................

1) I don't get why so many negative remarks about the second guy: he built the safest amputator ever.

2) The second machine was a present from his wife, right after he got a large life insurance policy.

3) That second one is the very rare widowmaker 5000.

4) The instructions on the second machine say “ Correct use of this machine will result in death and/or serious injury.”

 

[Mottie]

Just bought a 2 year (plus 3 months extra, free) subscription to Nord VPN. £82. Bought it through TopCashBack so should get £49.20 cashback so only £32.80 for 27 months.

 

[Brigadier]

Just bought a 2 year (plus 3 months extra, free) subscription to Nord VPN. £82. Bought it through TopCashBack so should get £49.20 cashback so only £32.80 for 27 months.

Should have got a two - for - one offer, and split it with Ellal

 

[Mottie]

Should have got a two - for - one offer, and split it with Ellal

Who, Mr Anonymous?

 

[Brigadier]

Who, Mr Anonymous?

Egg
Zackerly

 

[durhamplumber]

Bought one of these..........https://www.toolstation.com/black-decker-gk1000-550w-alligator-lopper/p18961

Does absolutely what it says on the tin, really impressed...........

""Black and Decker Alligator....They call it the Alligator""..Must be a graduate from EFL Captain bleedin obvious school.

 

[Brigadier]

Another set of mtb lights (same as the ones I bought recently) for extra night-into-day ness

 

[Brigadier]

""Black and Decker Alligator....They call it the Alligator""..Must be a graduate from EFL Captain bleedin obvious school.

Of.

 

[Mottie]

I think Mrs Mottie who loves flowers has been royally had over. Signed up to freddiesflowers and the first delivery arrived today - at 5 ****ing 22 am! Noisy bastard even took a couple of flash photographs of the box on our doorstep. Now, it may be me being tight, but £25 for this? It seems to be mostly greenery to me. The 'USP' is that you assemble the bouquet yourself! I don't begrudge her spending on anything but I’m going to ask her to knock this weekly extravagance on the head. She can get a much better ready-made bouquet delivered from any of our local florists for £25 - and you don’t have to sign up for a weekly bouquet either!

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Well, that bunch from two weeks ago still has some life in it and at 6.00 this morning, another bunch arrived.

Old bunch:

New Bunch:

 

[durhamplumber]

Of.

One may say """"I graduated from university without the in front of university,but on the other hand one would say I graduated from the University of Hardknocks. Correct is: I graduated from *name of University*."""
Swivel on it...CC.

 

[Brigadier]

One may say """"I graduated from university without the in front of university,but on the other hand one would say I graduated from the University of Hardknocks. Correct is: I graduated from *name of University*."""
Swivel on it...CC.

Ooooooh.......

Cool your boots, DP

 

[Mottie]

Not bought by me, bought for me by my daughter. It’s my birthday on Monday and me and we would have all been going out for a meal tomorrow night but no chance of that in these times. Anyway, just had THIS delivered to my door by DHL. That’s my birthday meal sorted. Still, I would have happily swapped that for a happy meal in McDonalds with my family any day. Oh well, roll on the end of this bloody pandemic when I can cuddle my family - it’s horrible having to keep a social distance from those you love and it starting to get me down now.

 

[noseall]

9819K x 1 DeWalt DCE089D1G-GB 10.8V Self-Levelling Multi-Line Green Beam Laser £469.99
9929X x 1 DeWalt DE0892G Green Laser Detector £97.99

Excellent bits of kit.

 

[Mottie]

9819K x 1 DeWalt DCE089D1G-GB 10.8V Self-Levelling Multi-Line Green Beam Laser £469.99
9929X x 1 DeWalt DE0892G Green Laser Detector £97.99

Excellent bits of kit.

I use my eye to get things level, like this shelf I fitted in our spare room. No problem.

 

[Brigadier]

I use my eye to get things level, like this shelf I fitted in our spare room. No problem.

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A blind man on a galloping horse would think it was