What The Heck Are The Birds Eating?

[securespark]

It seems to be getting worse as time goes on!

Almost every panel gets splattered...

 

[Dork Lard]

It's called "karma".

 

[Justin Passing]

No it's the new model, the Mitsubishi Shíttia.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

No it's the new model, the Mitsubishi Shíttia.

Prefer the Subaru Guano myself.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Maybe you have a neighbour like my old Mum. She puts out tons of seed and bread which is hoovered up by the local birds and squirrels. Over a year must spend a fortune. What goes up, must come down!

 

[mattylad]

If you think that's bad you should try parking under a tree, much much worse.

 

[Mottie]

If you think that's bad you should try parking under a tree, much much worse.

I parked under a tree once while I was having a meal in a restaurant and came out to this:

 

[Odds]

 

[wobs]

If you think that's bad you should try parking under a tree, much much worse.

This.

 

[Koolpc]

Maybe they are trying to tell you to get a decent car! Lol

 

[algas]

Good job you don't live in Teignmouth , the ****ehawks there produce dollops the size of a saucer and its quite accidic , can damage your paint quickly

 

[cwhaley]

I get to work fairly early and get my 'usual spot' in the car park, which is far in the corner under a tree. It's great in the summer as it shades the car for most of the day, but the downside is lots of purple-coloured droppings from all the damson-eating birds.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

If the birds in the trees don't get you, the sap will. Can be quite difficult to shift from car paintwork.

 

[crystal ball]

We flew from Heathrow to China in 2000, booked in a cheapish hotel with parking, place was full and only parking place was under a tree, when we got home two weeks later the car looked like someone had sprayed toffee over it, had to go to a car wash before setting off home

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I parked under a tree once while I was having a meal in a restaurant and came out to this:

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It's made your Range Rover look like a Fiat panda .