whats the fastest thing on 4 wheels?
a Milanda van driving through Ethiopia
a Milanda van driving through Ethiopia
What's The Oldest Joke You Can Remember?
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dextrous
I beg to differha ha... you started the post... and your C word is much worse that mine
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dextrous
A policeman is on the beat at 2 a.m. He meets an 8 year old boy:
"Hello son, what are you doing out so late?"
"I'm looking for a lady of the night"
"Pardon?"
"I said I'm looking for a lady of the night"
"Why?"
"Because I want to catch a disease"
"How old are you, son?"
"I'm 8, officer"
"You're 8 and you want to catch a disease. Why on earth would you want to do that?"
"Well, I'm going to go home and sh*g the au-pair and she's going to get it. She'll sh*g my father and he's going to get it. Then he'll sh*g my mother and she's going to get it. Finally, she'll sh*g the gardener, and he's the bast*rd I'm after 'cos he killed my pet frog!"
"Hello son, what are you doing out so late?"
"I'm looking for a lady of the night"
"Pardon?"
"I said I'm looking for a lady of the night"
"Why?"
"Because I want to catch a disease"
"How old are you, son?"
"I'm 8, officer"
"You're 8 and you want to catch a disease. Why on earth would you want to do that?"
"Well, I'm going to go home and sh*g the au-pair and she's going to get it. She'll sh*g my father and he's going to get it. Then he'll sh*g my mother and she's going to get it. Finally, she'll sh*g the gardener, and he's the bast*rd I'm after 'cos he killed my pet frog!"
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Big Tone
Love or hate him, one I remember from a certain late comedian...
The boy stood on the burning deck eating red hot scallops. One fell down his trouser front and burnt him on the leg.
Completely missed his bo11ocks!
The boy stood on the burning deck eating red hot scallops. One fell down his trouser front and burnt him on the leg.
Completely missed his bo11ocks!
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Oh no. What have I started??Keep them coming.
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs in swimming pool
BOB
BOB
whats gray and comes in pints
an elephant
an elephant
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imamartian
thos "what do you call a man..." jokes were great.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?....
Doug!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?....
Doug!
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dextrous
What's pink and hard................ a pig with a flick knife
what do call a man with no spade on his head
dougless
what have i started
dougless
what have i started
whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grampas pyjamas?
your grandma
your grandma
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imamartian
What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?
Reg!
Reg!
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.
Jack.
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dextrous
What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward.
and with 3 planks...?
Edward Woodward
Edward.
and with 3 planks...?
Edward Woodward
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imamartian
What do you call a man with a ducks beak on his head?
Bill !
Bill !
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