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joinerjohn
It's the Nanny State, taking over though. Soon the mandarins in local councils and Whitehall will pervade every facet of out pitiful lives.
You won't be allowed to go to the toilet without having passed a test. Whatever next? Want children?? Sorry Sir, you'll have to take the CITB safety test, and pay £30 for a CSCS card, as all bedrooms are now considered to be construction sites. Your wife will have to demonstrate ability at handling all sorts of erections, as well as having a licence to operate rough terrain forklifts. PS, don't forget your helmet, safety boots and Hi Viz vest. !!!
FFS where will it all end???
You won't be allowed to go to the toilet without having passed a test. Whatever next? Want children?? Sorry Sir, you'll have to take the CITB safety test, and pay £30 for a CSCS card, as all bedrooms are now considered to be construction sites. Your wife will have to demonstrate ability at handling all sorts of erections, as well as having a licence to operate rough terrain forklifts. PS, don't forget your helmet, safety boots and Hi Viz vest. !!!
FFS where will it all end???