Who or What would you be?

[stephenf8542]

The kids kinda like her ,it'd be a shame to trade her in now .
Better the devil you know with my luck i'd end up with susan boyle

 

[Blasphemous]

Right! I'll teach you to get pedantic

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(*at time of writing)

You took the time and effort to look all that up and post it and you think I need to get out more!

I'd be Blasphemous for a day.

I'd switch off the computer and go-out-and-do-something-less-boring-instead...!

That way we wouldn't have to put up with all these long winded threads, and Blas could go outdoors and marvel at the new inventions that have come along since his last venture outside. Tarmacadam highways, the horseless carriage, and hot pants.

FFS! I've posted a couple of threads that 'some' of the members seem to have enjoyed and you start having a dig at me! Oh wait a minute! I forgot, you're not having a go, you're worried about the environment! You mentioned that in the 'Mystery Guest' thread didn't you?

I was trying to avoid the original thread (this one) from turning into one of those 487 page monsters, they really get my goat (yes, I have a goat)

The last word and word association threads must have the combined carbon emissions of a small power station.

If you don't want to read or contribute to what I post Deluks I really don't give a chuff. If my threads are so annoying to you ignore them! It ain't difficult.

 

[Trazor]

I'm with you Blas..............................................

 

[Blasphemous]

cheers trazor.

 

[Deluks]

I think it's safe to say,
You've had a bad day..
And something even tells me I should stay away,
But I can't!-I'm living dangerously!
Hey, baby, call me crazy, I think I know what you need,
Girl, I got your remedy.

Somebody needs a hug!
A little personal attention;
Some good ol' loving and affection,
Yeah, I'm talkin' full body,
Good lord o' mighty, WOO-come and get you some!
You need to be wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug,
A big ol' teddy bear squeeze,
Where you can barely breathe;
Somebody needs a hug.

I see you're not convinced,
You're still on the fence,
And I'd be wise to disappear if I had any sense;
But I don't!-No, obviously!
I think I can fix it,
Baby, don't resist it,
Darlin', it's so easy to see...

Somebody needs a hug,
A little personal attention.
Some good ol' lovin' and affection,
Ooh, yeah, I'm talkin' full body,
Good lord o' mighty, WOO-come on and get you some!
You need to be wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug,
A big ol' teddy bear squeeze,
Where you can barely breathe;
Somebody needs a hug.

Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' about.

A little snuggle time.

You start to smile, and you're bitin' your lip,
And girl I know what that means.
You're walkin' over,
You're gettin' closer,
Looks like you finally see.

Somebody needs a hug!
A little personal attention.
Some good ol' lovin' and affection;
Oooh, I'm talkin' full body,
Good lord o'mighty, WOO-come on and get you some!
You need to be wrapped up,
Snug as a bug in a rug;
Big ol' teddy bear squeeze,
Where you can barely breathe;
Somebody needs a hug.
Big ol' teddy bear squeeze,
Where you can barely breathe;
Somebody needs a hug!
Woooohh...hug me!

 

[Blasphemous]

I don't know if you're trying to be funny Deluks but you ain't! I've got too much on my plate at the minute to be bothered with this.

 

[Deluks]

I've got too much on my plate at the minute to be bothered with this.

Late supper, or early breakfast?

Anyway, I've gottta be up in five. So good night.