Words of Wisdom

[joe-90]

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

Attributed to Oscar Wilde.

 

[Space cat]

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

So is sterility. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.

 

[Big Tone]

'He that sleeps with dogs must rise with fleas'.

I'm also not sure if it's legal...

 

[conny]

Never go to sleep on an argument.

(Why don't women take this advice? )

Always pay your rent and look after your shoes. If your not in your home you'll be walking the streets.

Tell those you love how you feel about them. often.

And the obvious one,
Treat others as you would like them to treat you.

 

[hotrod]

Never go back to a lit firework, it'll only go off in your face.

 

[lifesagasman]

MR. GRIMSDALE!!

 

[Infidel]

If brains was dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your head off.
My Dad.

 

[oompah]

Never push your granny when she is ****ing on the pot

 

[EddieM]

Better to stay silent and have people think you're a fool, than open your mouth and prove it.

 

[oompah]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

 

[slick50]

"All men are equal. It's just that some are more equal than others".

"I only open my mouth to change feet".

 

[Big Tone]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Unless it's a $peed camera, in which case it doesn't matter if you're Jesus...


The best advice I ever had was from my dear ole departed mum which, I am very ashamed to say, I ignored...

"Never let the sun go down on an argument".

 

[Gasman28]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today - you might like it today and can do it again tomorrow

 

[Space cat]

"The secret of life is to reduce your worries to a minimum." (Snoopy)

"Avoid disappointment. Aim low" (Homer Simpson ???)

"The meek shall inherit the Earth? They can have it! I don't want any trouble from the meek." (Jasper Carrott)

 

[Big Tone]

Sincerity is the secret to success. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Even if you win the rat race you’re still just a rat.