Spain or Argentina.
Holland and Portugal have a chance also
England are outsiders for this, injuries to any key players and we will be on our way home!
Key players? you mean...
Ferdi? too injured and too old to be his old self
Lamps? with his 150 iq... too busy making the one show popular.
Terry.... way off form.... and tied up in relationship stuff..
Rooney.. great if you need to catch a ball from some flats and stick it in a skip... or beat a topless lookalike to a ball... whereas a japanese defender?!!!
Gerrard... he's probably still fighting in a nightclub...
james... just about finished getting his hair platted... but the ball bounced over me!
Becks..... probably the best chance we have motivationally... but he's off round the country in a camper van...!