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Don't you mean dragonian?
Don't you mean dragonian?
With all respect, people do have "hospital" beds in their home, but usually only because they are in need of the features that one provides, such as height and backrest adjustment.
I can assure you, hospital cleaners don't start work at 6:00 am in the morning and certainly would not be allowed to "polish" a ward floor. Ward floors are cleaned (as opposed to polished)But if you do go for it, don't forget to hire a hospital cleaner so they can wake you up at 0600 by banging a floor polisher around under the bed, then apologising profusely for waking you up.
Hmmmm the last night I spent in hospital was on Monday night (from 19:00 to 07:30) As a staff nurse, I spend at least 40 hrs a week in hospital (often more) Dork.I'm wondering when was the last time most of you spent a night in hospital?
'Cos you got some weird & wacky things in your heads about a modern hospitals beds . . . .
Hmmmm the last night I spent in hospital was on Monday night (from 19:00 to 07:30) As a staff nurse, I spend at least 40 hrs a week in hospital (often more) Dork.
We also have what we call Lo-Lo beds which can almost lower right to the floor (about two inches above at the very lowest setting) These don't have side rails however.
One thing that hospital beds don't normally have is loads of stuff stored underneath and being so open would look a tad untidy if we piled all the stuff we currently have under our regular bed under one.
Are you serious? You think women don't die during childbirth these days? Why would "Outpatients clinics " have hospital beds? (perhaps you mean the day case unit , where people come in for a very minor op and are released the same day?)
Hmmmm , In our hospital, all of the "hospital beds" are fitted with side rails. Just how do you intend welding or bolting these together to make a double bed? In any case, hospital beds are a bit longer than your standard "double bed". Where would you get a mattress to fit this Frankenstein bed?
My plan is to buy two hospital beds and weld the main frame together to create a double bed for the missus as a surprise
Chuck it all out, you hoarder!
Back on topic...somewhat...
My wife is a nurse, and it seems countless people over here have hospital beds in their homes. I've even heard her talking about people asking to be put on waiting lists to get one, so they can't be that bad. Then again, the Yanks are a bunch of fa....bulous people....Oh hi, Honey, you're home early. I was just telling everyone how popular those uncomfortable, high load bearing, smooth-rolling on hard floor only, hospital beds are!
2" off the floor?
The whole world knows that's bullshit.