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[peterperfection]

What would you lot do if i wasn';t on here each night to amuse you.
Its like telling kiddies a bedtime story.
Anytime im not on--you all go to bed early or drop onto the plumbers semi trades forum and give everyone DUFF advice.
Oh-- apart from soozi- he pops onto motoring BANGERS forum for scrap fiats . Doblo is is car- driven by Dobbin the scouser . Maybe I should have said 'pushed' by dobbin.

Right Im bored now-- just off to watch Tv and count my money- and stack it up in loft. Shouldt take me more than a day though .

DONKEYS

 

[sooey]

Every village needs it's idiot, you're doing a fine job.

 

[peterperfection]

Hello boys and girls--are we sitting comfortably ?
I hope you have all been very very good today.
So- here is the story for today
Make sure you eat what your mummy has cooked for you and one day- you will grow up into healthy strong adults .

ok- lets begin shall we ?.

Once upon a time -a long long time ago lived a very nice chap --his name was peter peter the pumpkin eater.

Now- boys and girls - YOU-- have to finish the story.

 

[peterperfection]

Now now boys and girls-- dont be shy.
A gold star to whoever starts the story

 

[peterperfection]

Now now boys and girls-- dont be shy.
A gold star to whoever starts the story

 

[pred]

Pumpkin Pete, you could say he's got pumpkin for brains....