1st steps towards peace. Thank you president Trump

[pete01]

Do you ever get called out on emergencies?

Emergency light bulb changes? Doubtful

 

[Highway Man]

Do you ever get called out on emergencies?

yes I am. on call all weekend and all next week,

 

[Highway Man]

Emergency light bulb changes? Doubtful

Whatever sister, just leave your lighting needs to the pros. You can sleep in peace knowing you are in safe hands,

 

[pete01]

Whatever sister, just leave your lighting needs to the pros. You can sleep in piece knowing you are in safe hands,

I sleep with the light off

 

[Highway Man]

I sleep with the light off

hmm might be as well tbh.

 

[pete01]

hmm might be as well tbh.

I know

 

[Highway Man]

I know

Exactly

 

[MNW67]

I know

I presume you know the old joke:

"What's the difference between light and hard?"

 

[Highway Man]

I presume you know the old joke:

"What's the difference between light and hard?"

?

 

[MNW67]

?

"You can go to sleep with a light on"

 

[pete01]

"You can go to sleep with a light on"

Lol

 

[Highway Man]

"You can go to sleep with a light on"

I don't get it?

 

[MNW67]

I don't get it?

Nice try

 

[Lirefighter]

Anyone mentioned that the EU plans to spend €800 million on weapons to fight Russia?
Is that Ursula thing's idea.

That's a hellova lot of broom handles.

 

[blup]

Pootin has declared us his number one enemy. We’ll be needing those broom handles.