Bob, I can’t imagine you as a real caravaner, polite conversation on the site, walking the dog, running over to help others pitch their vans and put up their awnings. There must be a sweet side to you, either that or your one of them caravaners that tows with a transit tipper
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That's right - the Inland Revenue is a seperate entity that exists outside the government and our society.williams89 said:
They take no funding from the public purse, provide no jobs, and return no revenue for public spending. They're just like licensed thieves, preying on innocent businesses and entrepreneurs, taking money from us as if it were candy from a baby, and all for their own personal gain.
If they didn't exist then things would be much better, because we could all do whatever we want with our earnings. It would be great, not like anarchy at all.
F*** the IR. Yaay!
Every man for himself. Yaaaaaaay!
Lie and cheat your way through your life, conning people and not giving a sh*t. Whoopeeeeee!
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Do i detect a hint of sarcasm
Never done a cash job?...never slipped a few quid in your back pocket?
As it happens the IR aint all bad and very good to have on your side if you cant pay a tax bill.
Ive only been on their bad side once...and that was they had a go at me for NOT declaring bills!!!...on the advice of a crap accountant who said my earnings 'looked a bit low' and it could bring the wrath of the IR on me..so I binned 1,500 quids worth of paints bills...even though I could justify ever penny i'd earned.
Hows that for honesty!...move over softus..the new conscience of DIYnot has arrived!!
Never done a cash job?...never slipped a few quid in your back pocket?
As it happens the IR aint all bad and very good to have on your side if you cant pay a tax bill.
Ive only been on their bad side once...and that was they had a go at me for NOT declaring bills!!!...on the advice of a crap accountant who said my earnings 'looked a bit low' and it could bring the wrath of the IR on me..so I binned 1,500 quids worth of paints bills...even though I could justify ever penny i'd earned.
Hows that for honesty!...move over softus..the new conscience of DIYnot has arrived!!
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Moz
A good Accountant is a wonderful thing , God Bless mine , Billy Mackeson , great bloke
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BOB.
Calm down me old mucker , you will be clutching your chest the way your going on fella..lol
Calm down me old mucker , you will be clutching your chest the way your going on fella..lol
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Moz said:
only choking moz i am cool man, got better things to do, like smoking a nice havanna cigar.
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BOB.
no worries ..lol
I can picture you sat behind your beige box tip tapping at the keyboard , in socks an dressing gown resembling Winston Churchill , searching for new ways to claim from the DHSS ..lol
no worries ..lol
I can picture you sat behind your beige box tip tapping at the keyboard , in socks an dressing gown resembling Winston Churchill , searching for new ways to claim from the DHSS ..lol
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Moz said:BOB.
no worries ..lol
I can picture you sat behind your beige box tip tapping at the keyboard , in socks an dressing gown resembling Winston Churchill , searching for new ways to claim from the DHSS ..lol
not yet that old moz , i am equal too the squre root of 6 devided by 3 million then sub tract 400 % x this by 5 and this will keep them quesing.
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lol @ BOB.
an me guessing ..lol
an me guessing ..lol
Softus said:
Unless you are raising an invoice for the work you do for your mum, then I would think that claiming for materials is tax evasion.
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can you not buy materials for work not done then keep those reciepts ?
Moz said:
but if the work's not been done then you would still have the materials.
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