Bed

[securespark]

Reminds me of some comments associated with the news some years ago, that (John Lewis?) were flogging a mattress for £22k.

"The first layer is a finest merino wool mat, sown by artisans....."

This is not just a mattress.....oh, sorry....wrong shop....

 

[festive]

Stop watching the adult channels then

yeah wear a pair of boxing gloves to bed.

 

[nauseous]

Foam mattress with a slated base for a good airflow.

 

[EddieM]

Stop watching the adult channels then

I don't think they're available, but I'll say no more at the risk of being accused of protesting too much