Blood test

[Deleted member 294929]

Dear Bod
The doctor has referred you to the district nurse team to have a blood test on 12/12/23. They will visit you at home that day. If any problems please call the nurses directly on 0300 123 4567

Thank you- Medical Secretaries
Xxxxx Medical Centre


"Why would they visit my home for a blood test?"

 

[pete01]

My Mrs is a phlebotomist she does home visits for the elderly/disabled/vulnerable

 

[Brigadier]

Dear Bod
The doctor has referred you to the district nurse team to have a blood test on 12/12/23. They will visit you at home that day. If any problems please call the nurses directly on 0300 123 4567

Thank you- Medical Secretaries
Xxxxx Medical Centre


"Why would they visit my home for a blood test?"

They've heard about your coffee machine

 

[conny]

Do they think you are disabled to the extent you can't travel to the surgery/hospital, maybe?

 

[Deleted member 294929]

"2 seconds before thst text I got this text"

Dear Bod


Following your consultation, the GP has referred you to orthopaedic Department, the Central Referral Service will now contact you directly after your referral has been triaged.
If you have not heard from the Central Referral Service within 2 weeks, please contact them on 0300 7654321 to chase your appointment.


Thank you- Medical Secretaries
Xxxxx Medical Centre

"I have a problem with my knee that needs Key hole surgery.
But I'm.fit and able. "

 

[Deleted member 294929]

They've heard about your coffee machine

Still not perfect but I xan make a cracking cup of coffee

 

[Deleted member 294929]

My Mrs is a phlebotomist she does home visits for the elderly/disabled/vulnerable

I'm neither of that

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Do they think you are disabled to the extent you can't travel to the surgery/hospital, maybe?

It's looking possible

 

[conny]

It's looking possible

You could contact them and say you are willing to travel to the surgery/hospital as you are aware the NHS are trying to cut costs.
Might give you some kudos with the team?

 

[Sparky3]

My Mrs is a phlebotomist she does home visits for the elderly/disabled/vulnerable

Ha ha, rather apt for you mate

 

[Deleted member 294929]

You could contact them and say you are willing to travel to the surgery/hospital as you are aware the NHS are trying to cut costs.
Might give you some kudos with the team?

Can you imagine it. I'd get a standing ovation from the staff behind the counter and those coming out of the office to cheer my name. Patients high fiving me. Female doctors wanting my blood.

Bloody hero

 

[Trazor]

You could contact them and say you are willing to travel to the surgery/hospital as you are aware the NHS are trying to cut costs.
Might give you some kudos with the team?

Better and more convenient than visiting the Hospital, we have any bloods done at home....£12.0 a time.

 

[pete01]

Ha ha, rather apt for you mate

I didn't think it through, maybe I'm a patient lol

 

[pete01]

I'm neither of that

I wasn't suggesting you was, sorry if it seemed that way.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

I wasn't suggesting you was, sorry if it seemed that way.

Sorry Pete..

I never took it like that .