Painless Birth for old Simone !!
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked
if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to
go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%
pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this
point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out
his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She
and her husband were ecstatic.
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When they got home, the milkman and the postman were laying dead on their porch.
One for the road :- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
actually he was in Invasion UFO the pilot film.
