Caption Contest 20

[ban-all-sheds]

 

[Gary_M]

Amateur race enthusiast takes extreme measures to lighten the load of his vehicle

 

[corgiman]

We know that with the price of diesel feels like labour are having the shirt off yer back but THIS is ridiculous

 

[splinter]

Now ,this is what you call a skid mark

 

[Gary_M]

"Hey, slow down there girl - I should explain that the big end I was talking about is actually part of the engine" !!

 

[splinter]

Well,I can'nt find the keys, but I've found you're wrist watch

 

[keyplayer]

p o r n aficionado posts yet another scantily clad young lady.

 

[Gary_M]

The new TVR Chlamidiya was launched today. It offers a revolutionary new concept in the search for more readily available and environmentally friendly fuels. A unique system of filters and catalytic convertors enables the car to be run on human urine.

Bloke to girl - "Fill 'er up please"

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[markie]

Don't get your knickers in a twist pet, you can have a turn after me.

 

[markie]

Now ,this is what you call a skid mark

I think thats the one to beat,

 

[pitbull]

We might need the flaps down on the corners or if the brake's fail!

 

[keyplayer]

Ms. Rips has done what?

 

[securespark]

Dubya finds admirers in the strangest of places....

 

[ban-all-sheds]

Well, if you're absolutely sure that the FIA rules prohibit nylon underwear...

 

[notb665]

"I wish I was that black and white pole"