Caption Contest 20

[jbonding]

"just because its red it doesnt mean its a ferrari, be petient. oh heres one"

 

[Gary_M]

"Listen luv, I meant there was a big, nasty crack on the windscreen. Now, stop being stupid, put them back on and get in the car, I believe you"!!!

 

[joe-90]

The guy in the car thinks it's Christmas. The girl was 'sent knickerless'.

(Saint Nicholas).


joe

 

[Softus]

Hurry up luv, I'm going to lose my pole position.

 

[vokera80e]

i'le put them back on, But are you sure that was where the whisling was coming from.

 

[toffee]

Being a wily old dog and using his experience that most women know only a little about cars...

Ban uses his tried and tested '' I need to make urgent repairs to the fan belt'' routine ...

''no worries if your not wearing a stockings my lovely, your knickers will do just fine!!!

 

[williams89]

MAY I BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE MISS?

 

[toffee]

forget money, looks, power.....
it is still possible to charm the pants off a lady!!!!

 

[Brightness]

Old bloke "In my day, girls played elastics with their old knicker elastics not the ones they were wearing!"

 

[dg123]

She says: "Scared!? I'll show you just how scared I was!!"

 

[joe-90]

Man in car: "Would you like to see my big end'?



(Mod please note that a 'big end' is a car component.)

 

[masona]

Man in car: Why are you putting another knicker on?

Lady: I've just seen Prescott

 

[joe-90]

The girl in the picture leapt into action when the guy in the car shouted across to his mechanics, "Hey lads, I think we'll have to strip her right down".


joe

 

[joe-90]

Man in car:

"My Goodness, she's got hair brakes".


joe

 

[gcol]

Blonde falls for the invisible changing room gag.