Hey kendor you should know better than to be sexist like this, what about the men! We are also short of sperm donations too and that's even harder to come by than blood. So with this in mind, I propose that condoms are to be compulsory for all men. The Gov will provide CDP's(condom depository point's) in every area. Obviously there is a need for maintaining sperm temperature. So with this in mind, it is proposed that after a s**g you will be obliged to leg it as fast as possible down to your local CDP whereupon a trained nurse will remove,weigh and then wring your condom out.
It is essential that the public realise that time is essential with this because the taddies can die if not kept warm.
The Gov apologises if this hurried departure from your loved one (or WHY) does bother you younger or single men but it was decided that the older and married men preferred this so they could get back home and go to sleep.
We also appreciate that a lot of donations may be going to waste, so in line with good green practices we will also be looking carefully at waste.
All alleyways and entries etc in known red light area's and outside pubs and clubs etc will be checked and stray condoms collected. Freshness is the key though here, so if your having a kneetrembler behind the pub and hear a whiring sound, don't be alarmed, just carry on. It will only be our remote camera and a CDP mobile unit will attend shortly. You can be assured that whilst he/she may smiling and watching(and maybe playing with themselves) our operatives are only being friendly.
