Actually, there are some.Can you provide a link to one which does measure watts which can sit in my parents living room? Or are you just going to criticise the posts of people who are actually trying to help me?
No. No one makes one.
There's a very DIY project : http://www.delorie.com/electronics/powermeter/
There's an open project, you can buy ready built hardware, don't know how much DIY is needed software wise - though I imagine there's at some basic functions ready written : http://openenergymonitor.org/emon/
Not too sure about this one, I think it's true power and you can buy hardware : https://smartenergygroups.com/categories/9-SEGmeter
And an expensive (IIRC) commercial product : http://www.brultech.com/products/ECM1240/default.htm
Note that this later one also has an option for pulse counting from an existing meter - which I suspect is also available on some of the other projects.