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In my local primary, almost 50% of pupils have been labelled as having some sort of learning disorder.
And I was told that's about average.
How's this possible???
Wouldn't be because schools get extra money for every child with learning disorders?
Otherwise it's shocking that half the population cannot learn at standard pace.
Not just schools parents get additional benefits for ADHD etc
 
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When I was training kids, mainstream schools received around £8k per student per year. Depending on what 'problems' they came with, the special schools received between £80k - £110k per student and they only attended 4 days a week and no more than 4 hours a day. They all had one to one helpers, some of the right 'handfuls' had two to one. Big business. They were picked up and dropped off everywhere by cab. Costs the LA's a fùcking fortune.
 
When I was training kids, mainstream schools received around £8k per student per year. Depending on what 'problems' they came with, the special schools received between £80k - £110k per student and they only attended 4 days a week and no more than 4 hours a day. They all had one to one helpers, some of the right 'handfuls' had two to one. Big business. They were picked up and dropped off everywhere by cab. Costs the LA's a fùcking fortune.
Standing speaking to a mate at half 8 in morning said he was just waiting for the taxi to pick his kids up to take them to school .
I says oh what school do they go to he points along street to the one 200 yards away that one but im not allowed to take them they have to get a taxi in .
Another mate is a taxi driver one of his runs is about 35 quid each way everyday for one kid to a school ten mile away the kids mum is the head teacher of the school . She will occasionally phone mate and say its ok i will take him in or home mate still gets paid .
As for the 200 yard run mate says they have to bid on all the trips and because a lot of the drivers think the 200 yard one would only be a few quid nobody bid on it so the guys clicked and stuck 10 and 15 quid bids in and won them as no one else bided on them
 
When I was training kids, mainstream schools received around £8k per student per year. Depending on what 'problems' they came with, the special schools received between £80k - £110k per student and they only attended 4 days a week and no more than 4 hours a day. They all had one to one helpers, some of the right 'handfuls' had two to one. Big business. They were picked up and dropped off everywhere by cab. Costs the LA's a fùcking fortune.

Anybody with a child with special needs appreciates any specialist help.
 
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Standing speaking to a mate at half 8 in morning said he was just waiting for the taxi to pick his kids up to take them to school .
I says oh what school do they go to he points along street to the one 200 yards away that one but im not allowed to take them they have to get a taxi in .
Another mate is a taxi driver one of his runs is about 35 quid each way everyday for one kid to a school ten mile away the kids mum is the head teacher of the school . She will occasionally phone mate and say its ok i will take him in or home mate still gets paid .
As for the 200 yard run mate says they have to bid on all the trips and because a lot of the drivers think the 200 yard one would only be a few quid nobody bid on it so the guys clicked and stuck 10 and 15 quid bids in and won them as no one else bided on them
Sounds like Billy bullshoite
 
Sounds like Billy bullshoite
and you think i care what you think google taxi costs for local authorities .

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"The County Councils Network (CCN) argues that unless the system is reformed and targeted on those that need it the most, it will threaten the financial viability of councils. Analysis of data compiled by the BBC, released today, shows that county authorities are spending an average of £9,800 per year on each child receiving SEND school transport."

 
When I was training kids, mainstream schools received around £8k per student per year. Depending on what 'problems' they came with, the special schools received between £80k - £110k per student and they only attended 4 days a week and no more than 4 hours a day. They all had one to one helpers, some of the right 'handfuls' had two to one. Big business.

It's not easy to find an average figure for each special school pupil, but it seems to be around £16,000. Still less than the average private school!

EDIT: actually more like just over £20K on average.
 
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and you think i care what you think google taxi costs for local authorities
strawman

this bit is the Billy Bullshoite: "he points along street to the one 200 yards away that one but im not allowed to take them they have to get a taxi in"
 
strawman

this bit is the Billy Bullshoite: "he points along street to the one 200 yards away that one but im not allowed to take them they have to get a taxi in"
suggest you search the rules on taking a kid into one of those special units before you spout your usual shyte
 
suggest you search the rules on taking a kid into one of those special units before you spout your usual shyte
its here if you fancy reading the actual rules rather the the ones from Narnia that you are currently spouting...


there is no dictate that says any child travelling to any school, special or otherwise needs a taxi.
 
My daughter in law is a primary school teacher, no nappy or taxi issues she's aware of. Just saying...
 
It’s all these syndromes

Nowt to do with bad parenting :giggle: They can now blame it on some one else:giggle: all diagnosed by some 200£ (?) an hour expert / fruit cake ??

We got some young fella working with us 19 he was in the army for 3 years

Reckons it’s all gone wokey ?? in there
 
Can you explain exactly what you mean by "wokey"?

Never asked him ?

But will see what he says tomorrow ?

He says numerous colleagues of his are looking to get out ? Had enough of it ? Also says they have a massive recruitment problem ?

Weighing up his options but is seriously looking going to the states and serving in there armed forces

As according to him they are valued better in the states ? No
Equipment shortage or make do and mend culture
 
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