Looks like Starmer

[diy_fun_uk]

Meanwhile nearly 5800 people came via small boats this year. The highest number on record. Higher than 2024, 2023 and @Notch7 ’s favourite year 2022.

The latest figure for 22 March compared to 4,306 by the same date in 2024, and 3,683 in 2023. While in 2022, 3,836 had crossed.

1,452 in the last week!

Channel Crossings: More than 5,000 migrants make journey in 2025

It is the earliest point in the year that crossings have reached 5,000 since recent records began.

www.bbc.co.uk

Not looking good.

What are you talking about? Did Starmer and co. not say they're going to smash the gangs? I have every confidence in them.

 

[motorbiking]

'biking should be doing his bit by patrolling the Channel, instead of floating about in 'tSolent quaffing oysters.

It's closed season.

 

[Odds]

It's closed season.

Awwww shucks!