I hope you got off! Seriously though who writes a confession on brightly coloured post its then keeps them as evidence.I have twice given (witness) statements to the Police.
With regard to one incident, it was a verbatim - literally; even down to the "erms" and "errs" - transcription of what I said.
In the second instance though, it was a loose facsimile, and really the rozzer's own version of what I had actually said.
As it was materially-accurate though (and I'd been kept waiting for most of a day, and was thinking "why bother trying to help?"), I wasn't going to go through the whole thing again.