My contribution to police uselessness.
A young woman went missing here after a night out. It was reported that a man had been hassling her in the nightclub. Her sister got arrested for having a go at the man, telling him to go away basically.
Two weeks to the day later, they found her body in bushes - on the opposite side of the road where she'd last been seen and about 200 yards from police headquarters!!!!!!
That has to qualify as being really useless..........................