Naked Sunbather

noodlz
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nah its pretty much like everything he writes here ..lol :)
 
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This isnt about sunbathing in the nude in your own garden at all it seems it is just a neighbourly dispute.

However,
Ifyou can do so without being seen then I dont see why you cant sunbathe naked. If someone then peers over into your garden and gets an eyeful... I think it is tough luck.


I was once fuming with a guy who was touting for trade in pension schemes and life assurances etc, in one house I lived in.

After obviously knocking on the front and getting no reply, he comes round the back, through a gate, and round a corner and through another set of high gates with a sign saying private.He then walks to where I was lying down sunbathing topless, i a recessed part of the garden, by the patio doors which was a private sun trap.

Suddenly, I hear this loud coughing!

oh sorry love he says!!!!! the ****!!!!!!

People who snoop deserve all they get.
 
I bet he still uses that mental image to this day as he knocks one out ..lol
 
Moz said:
I bet he still uses that mental image to this day as he knocks one out ..lol

LMAO :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Toffee getting into a sticky situation :LOL:
 
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There is a very nice-looking lady who lives next door to me, and having read this thread with great interest I have decided to start a feud with her in the hope that she will start to wander around naked!

PS. What's the best way to start a feud?
 
Ask Slogger :LOL:

Hermes, make sure you get a good movie out of it for us as we need to see all the evidence :D
 
noodlz said:
Ask Slogger :LOL:

Hermes, make sure you get a good movie out of it for us as we need to see all the evidence :D

She's much too nice looking for the likes of you lot.!
 
Why do so many of us apparently look like trolls on here? :cool:
 
Cheeky munkey Moz!

I got qualities...just hide em well ;)
 
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