New Rules in England (in case you were confused)

[durhamplumber]

I'm glad you raised that point.

You should go to work if possible

You should avoid public transport if possible.

Should you go to work by public transport if possible?

See ..Even JonnyBoy can figure it out...Not that difficult.

 

[durhamplumber]

THE NEW RULES (in case you were confused)

* 4 year olds can go to school, but university students who have paid for the tuition they haven’t had and the accommodation they aren’t living in, can’t go to university.

* A teacher can go to school with many 4 year olds that they are not related to, but can’t see one 4 year old that they are related to.

* You can sit in a park - not today but by tomorrow that’ll be fine.

* You can meet one person from another household for a chat or to sunbathe, but not two people so if you know two people from another household you have to pick your favourite. Hopefully, you’re also their favourite person from your household or this could be awkward. But possibly you’re not. But as I can’t go closer than 2m to the one you choose anyway you wouldn’t think having the other one sat next to them would matter - unless two people would restrict your eyeline too much and prevent you from being alert.

* You can work all day with your colleagues, but you can’t sit in their garden for a chat after work.

* You can drive to other destinations, although which destinations is unclear.

* The buses are still running past your house, but you shouldn’t get on one. We should just let empty buses drive around so bus drivers aren’t doing nothing.

* It will soon be time to quarantine people coming into the country by air... but not yet. It’s too soon. And not ever if you’re coming from France because... well, I don’t know why, actually. Because the French version of coronavirus wouldn’t come to the UK maybe.

* Our youngest children go back to school first because... they are notoriously good at not touching things they shouldn’t, maintain personal space at all times and never randomly lick you.

* We are somewhere in between 3.5 and 4.5 on a five point scale where 5 is all of the virus and 1 is none of the virus but 2,3 and 4 can be anything you’d like it to be really. Some of the virus? A bit of the virus? Just enough virus to see off those over 70s who were told to self isolate but now we’ve realised that they’ve done that a bit too well despite us offloading coronavirus patients into care homes and now we are claiming that was never said in the first place, even though it’s in writing in the stay at home guidance.

* The slogan isn’t stay at home any more, so we don’t have to stay at home. Except we do. Unless we can’t. In which case we should go out. But there will be fines if we break the rules. So don’t do that.

What would you do clever dik?

 

[EFLImpudence]

Apart from the businesses specifically closed (Pubs etc.) I thought everyone who could not work from home had always gone to work (Transam etc.) so who are these people who are just going back to work today?

Also, it seems that public transport is too busy implying the public are not following the rules.

However, if those who can are avoiding public transport where possible still results in public transport being too busy - what are they supposed to do?

You need another rule.

 

[ajohn]

However, if those who can are avoiding public transport where possible still results in public transport being too busy - what are they supposed to do?

Go India and have people hanging on and sitting on the roof maintaining distances and some ducking under bridges. HSE will make sure no on touches overhead wires and that due to death will sort idiots out anyway.

 

[fillyboy]

I never do anything unless it is possible.

Maybe you should aim a little higher.

 

[securespark]

I see filly is unable to answer the question.

Perhaps he is Boris, using a false name.

Methinks the avatar is a dead giveaway.

 

[securespark]

What would you do clever dik?

Unless the CV regulations have been changed, there is nothing to stop you doing anything as long as you use SD.

 

[motorbiking]

The advice has always been go to work if you cannot work from home.

But the regs have been changed, to reflect the new guidelines:
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/500/made

 

[Notch7]

“Am I meant to be going back to work? First you said Monday, now you’re saying Wednesday? How am I meant to get to work if I’m meant to keep two metres from people but the trains are all packed? What am I meant to do with my kids if I go back to work and there’s no schools or nurseries open?”

“Given that I see other people’s parents in parks every single day, am I allowed to see my own? Why am I allowed to have a cleaner come into my house but not my mum?”

"on Sunday I was told to go back to work on Monday, now I’m being told to go back to work on Wednesday, but the guidance for how I do it still hasn’t been issued, and I’ve got nowhere to leave my children while I do."


Why isnt there clear guidance?

Because:

If you don’t actually tell people what to do, it can all be their own fault.

 

[durhamplumber]

Am I meant to be going back to work?

When can I go to bed? Do I need to clean my teeth? Change my socks,,,please Boris?...Asks Notchy.

 

[durhamplumber]

it can all be their own fault.

Instead,,,with you,,,EVERYTHING is the fault of Boris according to you.

 

[durhamplumber]

“Am I meant to be going back to work? First you said Monday, now you’re saying Wednesday? How am I meant to get to work if I’m meant to keep two metres from people but the trains are all packed? What am I meant to do with my kids if I go back to work and there’s no schools or nurseries open?”

“Given that I see other people’s parents in parks every single day, am I allowed to see my own? Why am I allowed to have a cleaner come into my house but not my mum?”

"on Sunday I was told to go back to work on Monday, now I’m being told to go back to work on Wednesday, but the guidance for how I do it still hasn’t been issued, and I’ve got nowhere to leave my children while I do."


Why isnt there clear guidance?

Because:

If you don’t actually tell people what to do, it can all be their own fault.

Country if in a mess,,,down to headless chicken people like you.

 

[Notch7]

headless chicken people

Oh look here is one: Andrew Bridgen, rucking clueless

 

[Notch7]

Country if in a mess,,,down to headless chicken people like you

If the lockdown had been earlier this country wouldnt be in the the mess it is now

But we have a lazy liar in power so the UK now has the 2nd worse death rate in the world.

but you voted for the Ceenut so you just carry on defending him, because you are too weak to be honest

 

[durhamplumber]

If the lockdown had been earlier this country wouldnt be in the the mess it is now

Do you not sicken yourself with spouting half assed tosh.