Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!!

[diane1]

see what i mean? a nonsense thread and people (probably nuke as well) keep coming back to it.

now thats what i call entertainment. vol 1

1600 views and rising

and it all started with an ironing "board" nudge nudge!!!! ....
i never did find ur socks!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

they're behind the towel rail in the bathroom..

 

[diane1]

they're behind the towel rail in the bathroom..

no i think they might be under the sink in the kitchen....there is a very odd smell in there!!!!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

they're behind the towel rail in the bathroom..

no i think they might be under the sink in the kitchen....there is a very odd smell in there!!!!!!!!

that'll be the plumber's free gift to you...

 

[diane1]

nice one!!!!!!!!....it a gift from the folk who used to live here....i only just moved in!!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

are you sure it's not haunted by a plumber who died on the job??

 

[diane1]

are you sure it's not haunted by a plumber who died on the job??

thanks 4 that......ill be creeped out all night now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

old plumbers never die, really. they just f-f-f-f-ade away................

 

[diane1]

old plumbers never die, really. they just f-f-f-f-ade away................

hmmmmm...ok..thats it.....ill just stay awake all night now.....listening for the ghostly plumber rattling his wrenches!!!!!!!!!...

 

[lifesagasman]

and wrenching his rattles..

 

[diane1]

and wrenching his rattles..

spooooooooooooooooooooooooooky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

and there'l be half a dozen sparkies in the loft

 

[diane1]

and there'l be half a dozen sparkies in the loft

no.....dozens of sparrows!!!!........iv got a loft conversion!!....and sparrows nesting in the pointy bit above the bedroom windows!!!!....noisy little feathered freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

and there'l be half a dozen sparkies in the loft

no.....dozens of sparrows!!!!........iv got a loft conversion!!....and sparrows nesting in the pointy bit above the bedroom windows!!!!....noisy little feathered freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ssshhh, theyre trying to get to sleep.. Nite, Di

 

[diane1]

and there'l be half a dozen sparkies in the loft

no.....dozens of sparrows!!!!........iv got a loft conversion!!....and sparrows nesting in the pointy bit above the bedroom windows!!!!....noisy little feathered freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ssshhh, theyre trying to get to sleep.. Nite, Di

well they aint sleeping now!!!....why oh why do they have to tweet so much???.....