Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!!

[lifesagasman]

change their password so they can't get on Twitter. and don't wake up so early, then you won't hear them.

 

[diane1]

change their password so they can't get on Twitter. and don't wake up so early, then you won't hear them.

Funny!!!...what they want is sellotape round their beaks!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

what!!?? those little cuties??

 

[diane1]

what!!?? those little cuties??

hmmmm....thats a matter of personal opinion!!!!..not all little birds are cute!!!...

 

[lifesagasman]

don't i know it!!

gotta go out for a bit, i'll catch up later.

 

[EddieM]

Try going to Morecambe(if you dare) that place is dead and dosn't realise it. As Di says Blackpool is back on the up.

Don't know if it's been mentioned but don't ever go to Grange over Sands, if Morecambe's dead, Grange is where they bury 'em. I don't reckon those poor Chinese drowned cockle picking in Morcambe bay, no, they mistakenly go for a "day trip", called that because there's only one train in and one out all day, to Grange, upon realising their to their utter horror the drab, boring, dead, souless, greyness of the place they decided to try to escape to Morecambe, knowing that probable (and in this case unfortunately the case) death, was better than Grange,a place which aspires to be a sh**hole one day.

 

[diane1]

i last went to grange over sands when i was 14!!!!....and there was nothing there then!!.....guess it hasnt changed then????


Diane

 

[securespark]

try the Pump and Truncheon

Sounds like something you pay a Dominatrix a LOT of dosh to do to you....

 

[diane1]

try the Pump and Truncheon

Sounds like something you pay a Dominatrix a LOT of dosh to do to you....

exactly how much are u talking here?? £££££????

 

[securespark]

...im all confused...do u want me in the chamber?

Tis a long time since a girl asked me that.

 

[securespark]

Sorry, diane, I missed that one. A lot. Are you offering??

 

[diane1]

...im all confused...do u want me in the chamber?

Tis a long time since a girl asked me that.

aw.....i was just wondering what a Dom would be getting...see if its worth branching out!!!....

 

[securespark]

I have no idea......honest!!!

I have never either offered myself for nor accepted such services.

Why don't you believe me?

 

[diane1]

I have no idea......honest!!!

I have never either offered myself for nor accepted such services.

Why don't you believe me?

hahah...i knew a lady who did it..she looked amazing!!!...but some of the stories she told!!!....

 

[securespark]

Yeah, I know someone who used to work a massage parlour & hers were sad tales. Blokes coming in who didn't want anything more than company & a bit of conversation. Very sad.