Restaurants and toilets

[sodthisforfun]

I'm wondering if any of you fellas actually gets as far as taking your bio hazard suits off, for sex with your missus/girlfriend/partner? There are all kinds of yukky fluids to swap you know.

But that's worth it!

 

[Bodd]

I'm wondering if any of you fellas actually gets as far as taking your bio hazard suits off, for sex with your missus/girlfriend/partner? There are all kinds of yukky fluids to swap you know.

It's a bit different. When I'm at work I'm work mode. When I'm not I'm not.

I've scratched new vans. Gutted then tell myself it's a work van.

 

[Tigercubrider]

I went for a posh meal with the girlfriend and was impressed when the waiter deftly used a pair of spoons to serve our veg. After the meal I complemented him on the spoon service and said that it was interesting. He said that his boss was a stickler for hygiene, even insisting that they have a small string on their zip, and another on their dicks, so they could use the zip and pull out their Boris without touching it.

"But how do you get yourself back in your flies? After you've been?" I said.
He replied...

"I don't know about the others, but


I use the spoons sir"

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Have you ever wondered why restaurants have toilets that require you to use your hands after you have washed your hands to open doors. Especially eating places that have food that require you to use your hands.

I am glad that it's not just me.

And it's true what they say - cleanliness is next to Boddliness.

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

Thing that I don't get is places that have sensor flushes in the lock ups for hygiene reasons but then have to unlock the door to get out the cubicle. What's the point of that?

Our local Lidl's toilet has sensor flush, sensor tap, sensor wastebin and sensor tap, but you still have to touch the handle to unlock and open the door.

To be fair, we all need contact with germs and diseases, to build immunity. Ultra cleanliness just encourages the bodies defence to be overly weak, which is why kids suffer so many issues that we oldies never suffered - they need to play in the dirt, to build up immunity.

 

[Mottie]

I was on a cruise last week. They’re dead hot on hygiene on those. No hot air hand driers but in every toilet there were paper towels with a sign also telling you to to take a towel to open door and dispose of it the a bin outside the bogs.

 

[Notch7]

I was on a cruise last week. They’re dead hot on hygiene on those. No hot air hand driers but in every toilet there were paper towels with a sign also telling you to to take a towel to open door and dispose of it the a bin outside the bogs.

Thats because of gastrointestinal illness, spreads so quickly on a cruise ship. Germs live quite a long time on smooth surfaces.

 

[Tigercubrider]

It would help if door handles were copper

 

[gigz]

I use my little finger at the top or bottom of the handle in pubs, then go back to drink my probably rat pizz covered bottle of becks

 

[fillyboy]

I'm a grubby builder with a gut like an ox. We often eat with filthy hands and filth everywhere. I have lost count of the amount of times I have rodded drains and have had the contents splash onto my face and lips.

Man up.

I once refurbed a flat where over a several day period, having stripped out the bathroom, I used the same bucket to p1ss in, mix plaster, and then wash and shave so that I could dine out with the clients to discuss other work. I will admit though, I'm a doirty beggar and no mistake.

 

[nauseous]

Pro-Tip. No need to use your hands to open toilet doors, just use your teeth.

 

[EFLImpudence]

Say lavvy.

https://www.rd.com/home/cleaning-organizing/germs-toilet-seat/

 

[EFLImpudence]

Oh, and lets not mention sex.

 

[Bodd]

To be fair, we all need contact with germs and diseases, to build immunity.

Just not others **** just before your eating your Nachos....

 

[Bodd]

I was on a cruise last week.

Was you???