I have seen some interesting sights over the years.
Was on a night out an needed a dump, 5 pubs later I found a toilet that didn't have sh1t all over the seat, 1st pub somebody had sh1t all around the seat??.
Went into Donington Services and pushed the door open on the last cubicle, all the walls were covered in poo, someone had obviously smeared it all over with there hands. What goes on in peoples heads?.
Went bowling and saw many blokes straight out of the crapper, past the sink then hands all over the bowling balls. Fancy some chips and a burger after that, no thanks..
One of the Reps at work went to the bog, straight passed the sink afterwards then shook the boss's hand on the way out, lovely!.
I normally use my little finger to pull toilet doors open when on a night out.