Are you soft? The hard crust is the best bit.
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Are you soft? The hard crust is the best bit.
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EddieM
We are into beating season here.. love it, sorry meat haters... love this time. bang bang.. good times, country bloke.
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Nah, too much like eating big crumbs and stick to the roof of your mouth.
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There was a man who liked cooking
But he would not take off the bling
One day he lost
(and a lot did it cost)
A whacking great diamond ring!
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EddieM
nooo, silly townies pay £1500 per day for this stuff.. Someone will have to cope with a cock pheasant hanging by it's neck again. (it was shot first BTW)
nooo, silly townies pay £1500 per day for this stuff.. Someone will have to cope with a cock pheasant hanging by it's neck again. (it was shot first BTW)
all i asked for..........was a little bag on its head so it wasnt looking at me!!
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EddieM
nooo, silly townies pay £1500 per day for this stuff.. Someone will have to cope with a cock pheasant hanging by it's neck again. (it was shot first BTW)
all i asked for..........was a little bag on its head so it wasnt looking at me!!
oh c'mon it was a magnificent bird. well shot, well hung and very tasty.
Well hung???
Is that why you call it a cock pheasant?
Is that why you call it a cock pheasant?
There once was a scouse
who lived in a house
a heart like a teddy and a dick like a mouse .
Wrong side of the water,
but he knew that he oughta
get out of that place
and join human race.
The waters divided
and then he decided
to travel to Wales
in a ship with no sails.
He drove in his fiat
at night, so nobody could see it
but battery went dead
and he lost his head.
He spluttered and farted
his sense had departed
the engine had died
and sooey just cried.
But cryings no good
when he's stuck in the mud
Then patience he lost
no matter the cost
mouth faster than brain
again and again.
so back to the pool
the silly old fool
it could have been better
i'f he'd write a letter
saying
I gave it my best
I like 12 hours rest
at least -in a day
but here- that's ok.
I once had a job
but behaved like a Nob
So- now here I sit
slurging out the S h 1 t.
who lived in a house
a heart like a teddy and a dick like a mouse .
Wrong side of the water,
but he knew that he oughta
get out of that place
and join human race.
The waters divided
and then he decided
to travel to Wales
in a ship with no sails.
He drove in his fiat
at night, so nobody could see it
but battery went dead
and he lost his head.
He spluttered and farted
his sense had departed
the engine had died
and sooey just cried.
But cryings no good
when he's stuck in the mud
Then patience he lost
no matter the cost
mouth faster than brain
again and again.
so back to the pool
the silly old fool
it could have been better
i'f he'd write a letter
saying
I gave it my best
I like 12 hours rest
at least -in a day
but here- that's ok.
I once had a job
but behaved like a Nob
So- now here I sit
slurging out the S h 1 t.
peterperfection carnt maintain an erection
so choose's to post sh1te on here
he get's off on one by showing he's scum
to all ensundry on here
If he had a brain he'd still be insane
and all of his friends thinks he's q ***er
He still lives at home his mum pays his phone
and his dad gives him money for beer .
so choose's to post sh1te on here
he get's off on one by showing he's scum
to all ensundry on here
If he had a brain he'd still be insane
and all of his friends thinks he's q ***er
He still lives at home his mum pays his phone
and his dad gives him money for beer .
peterperfection carnt maintain an erection
so choose's to post sh1te on here
he get's off on one by showing he's scum
to all ensundry on here
If he had a brain he'd still be insane
and all of his friends thinks he's q ***er
He still lives at home his mum pays his phone
and his dad gives him money for beer .
good effort 2 out of 10 . Donkey.
Teachers report-- 'must try harder'.
peterperfection carnt maintain an erection
so choose's to post sh1te on here
he get's off on one by showing he's scum
to all ensundry on here
If he had a brain he'd still be insane
and all of his friends thinks he's q ***er
He still lives at home his mum pays his phone
and his dad gives him money for beer .
good effort 2 out of 10 . Donkey.
Teachers report-- 'must try harder'.
touched a nerve then ?
peterperfection carnt maintain an erection
so choose's to post sh1te on here
he get's off on one by showing he's scum
to all ensundry on here
If he had a brain he'd still be insane
and all of his friends thinks he's q ***er
He still lives at home his mum pays his phone
and his dad gives him money for beer .
good effort 2 out of 10 . Donkey.
Teachers report-- 'must try harder'.
Not in the slightest. Just confirms what a Donkey you really are .
Thicker than what I thought .
I'm bored with you 3 stooges now.
Lets call it quits - for everyones sake huh ?.
Best of luck and I wish you well.
Aye ok then chuck put kettle onpeterperfection carnt maintain an erection
so choose's to post sh1te on here
he get's off on one by showing he's scum
to all ensundry on here
If he had a brain he'd still be insane
and all of his friends thinks he's q ***er
He still lives at home his mum pays his phone
and his dad gives him money for beer .
good effort 2 out of 10 . Donkey.
Teachers report-- 'must try harder'.
Not in the slightest. Just confirms what a Donkey you really are .
Thicker than what I thought .
I'm bored with you 3 stooges now.
Lets call it quits - for everyones sake huh ?.
Best of luck and I wish you well.
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