Stuffing

[EddieM]

Well hung???

Is that why you call it a cock pheasant?

noo, the hen pheasant, was well hung next to it as well!

 

[securespark]

Mrs Secure's just read my limerick and marked it 2/10...

 

[sooey]

She was being generous, no doubt she gave mine an 8 or a 9

 

[securespark]

Don't flatter yourself.

 

[EddieM]

Mrs Secure's just read my limerick and marked it 2/10...

It wasn't that bad, at least it had five lines in it. I'd give it a more generous 5/10.