The Worst Way to Die

[gcol]

I like the way the one in the black has a cheeky look on her face, has her head cocked to the side, and is touching the one in the green. Mmm momma.

 

[notb665]

I like the way the one in the black has a cheeky look on her face, has her head cocked to the side, and is touching the one in the green. Mmm momma.

That's just wrong on so many levels

But look at her (relatively) dainty feet.

 

[JohnD]

are you a foot enthusiast, then?

 

[notb665]

are you a foot enthusiast, then?

Whatever feels good at the time.

 

[Richard C]

I like the way the one in the black has a cheeky look on her face, has her head cocked to the side, and is touching the one in the green. Mmm momma.

Hey, hey; I think your holding out on us a bit here

 

[securespark]

Is there a good way?

Yes!

Do what I did. I must be one of the few people who will have had the privilege of dying more than once.

Let me explain.

I went to hospital about 18m ago, and a had an injection & suffered massive anaphalaxia.

My blood pressure plummeted to virtually zero & I briefly died, but was resussed by a crash team of 11 doctors & nurses.

I initially lost conciousness, during which I felt extremely calm, while "knowing"something was very wrong and feeling very strongly like I was about to die.
The nurse told me later that is called "feeling of impending doom".

I "thought" about Mrs Secure & the kids, but, strangely, there was no panic.

My poor Ma (70 at the time), had given me a lift to the hospital & was watching this unfold.

She couldn't believe it, but was also very calm, according to the crash team leader. Of course, she was over the moon when I was resussed. Mrs Secure was less than pleased, having planned what to do with the 6-figure life insurance payout..

My Ma nearly lost me to multiple diseases as a baby, so for her to watch me die 40 years later must have been dreadful.

Anyway, I'm very pleased to be back in the land of the living & don't intend to do that again soon.

Life has a whole new outlook & things that bothered me before don't worry me now. I used to be a bit of a Victor Meldrew & wrote lots of complants letters, but now (rightly or wrongly) I think,

"Hey! I've got better things to do with my life!"

But one thing tickles me. I've proved my mother's joke wrong:

"Die? It's the last thing I shall do!"

 

[pjholybloke]

Then from now on you should be known as the Lazurus sparky! Thanks for sharing that, any inside info on white lights, tunnels or owt like that?

 

[DP]

Die of a broken heart?