Very Short Joke

[JohnD]

At the bottom of the canyon, Louise said "Hey, these airbags are really great, Thelma."

 

[williams89]

Wife rang me at work and said should I give the firemen a tip.

BE HAPPY

 

[pickles]

At the bottom of the canyon, Louise said "Hey, these airbags are really great, Thelma."

Thelma did not reply, they were in the early model with drivers air bag only

 

[empip]

At the bottom of the canyon, Louise said "Hey, these airbags are really great, Thelma."

The reply .. "They were DD !"

 

[corgiman]

little boy in a bath, points to his willy and says "mum is this my brain"

"not yet" replied his mum

 

[Expertboy]

Grandma just getting out of bath when her little grandson waltzes in and asks "whats that between your legs"? ... "oh it's just my cat" she replied....."err" said the boy, "it's dead, all of of it's guts are hanging out"

 

[Gary_M]

I think the missus has started dealing drugs................I was running late for work the other day when the phone went - it was some guy who I didn't recognise and he said, "Is that dope gone yet"?

 

[Gary_M]

Saw this bloke at the zoo yesterday. He was talking to a cheetah - I reckon he was trying to pull a fast one

 

[jbonding]

little Boy "mummy nannies got a prawn between her legs" mummy "thats not a prawn its a clitoris" Little Boy "well it tastes like a prawn"

 

[ban-all-sheds]

A woman went into a pub and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

 

[RF Lighting]

Little boy: Mummy mummy why has daddy got his willy in the biscuit barrel?
Mummy: Oh ignore him love, he's f*****g crackers!

 

[JohnD]

Three words meaning "Tiny", "Insignificant," "Very, very small"

 

[JohnD]

"Is it in?"

 

[masona]

"Is it in?"

Unless your name is Justin

 

[securespark]

Grandma just getting out of bath when her little grandson waltzes in and asks "whats that between your legs"? ... "oh it's just my cat" she replied....."err" said the boy, "it's dead, all of of it's guts are hanging out"

Johnny in bath with Mum.

J: "What's that between you legs?"

M: "That's where Daddy hit me with an axe"

J: "Cor! Right in the ****!"