This is why we need social cleansing, read the advice or bugger off. Your boiler is fine, as was most likely the old one, get someone who has a clue round and you'll save your self a packet, Jesus, this country seriously has delivered us some clueless idiots, there a quite a few lads local to you who could sort this and be done with it, consider getting In touch with them , that's of they would even bother coming out after your ranting on here