What did you learn today?

[Brigadier]

What I learned just, while waiting for my tea to brew......

Amsterdam authorities reckon that they fetch around 15000 bikes from the city's canals every year


I'd like to think it was thousands of stoners bombed out of their heads, but it is reportedly petty criminals and mischievous buggers lobbing them in instead.

 

[Ihavenojob]

stoners bombed out of their heads

petty criminals and mischievous buggers

Same thing, usually.

 

[Vinty]

I learnt today that although i have lived quite a long time, i have learnt nothing.

 

[noseall]

Same thing, usually.

Not in Amsterdam.

 

[transam]

I learnt today that forbes magazine listed Pablo Escobar as the 7th richest bloke in the world in 1989

With a net wealth of 7 billion squid

 

[crystal ball]

I learnt today that when I agreed to have POA for my in laws I will have to deal with the funeral of a "strange" uncle who nominated the MIL as his next of kin, and so in turn thats me, got to sort death cert, will etc Oh joy

 

[Ihavenojob]

Not in Amsterdam.

That's why I said usually.

 

[conny]

I learnt today that forbes magazine listed Pablo Escobar as the 7th richest bloke in the world in 1989

With a net wealth of 7 billion squid

There's something fishy about that.

 

[Brigadier]

Some viral infections cause "immunity amnesia", meaning that previously - acquired immunities are lost and the person is once again susceptible.
Measles has this effect.

 

[transam]

I learnt that Priti Patel was or is a spy

working for the Russians

blimey just gos to show u never know whos who

 

[Brigadier]

I learnt that Priti Patel was or is a spy

working for the Russians

blimey just gos to show u never know whos who

Should've been obvious ; she's a hottie

 

[transam]

Should've been obvious ; she's a hottie

well they always say woman make the best spies

 

[ReganAndCarter]

well they always say woman make the best spies

Pies, man, pies!!

They're best in the kitchen.

 

[transam]

Swifts can spend years in the air or on the wing only landing to mate

They eat drink and sleep in the air

When sleeping they shut down half of there brain at at a time

 

[EddieM]

Swifts can spend years in the air or on the wing only landing to mate

They eat drink and sleep in the air

When sleeping they shut down half of there brain at at a time

Humans alternate their brain hemisphere sleeping patterns when sleeping in an unfamiliar place.