Are you saying we should be fearful, if we offend the Religion of peace.
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Are you saying we should be fearful, if we offend the Religion of peace.
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I tell you what Trazor - why don't you go out of your way to insult Islam, make a big show of it if you like.
My guess is it would seem a rather foolish thing to do.
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Yes I do and would share them gladly with you via personal message. If I post any on here JohnD will have apoplexy for a month and go into meltdown mode.
That's the one thing about the Christian religion, It can laugh at itself. The ROP wouldn't know a joke if it fell over it.
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I'm surprised at you noseall, implying that we should bow down to this Barbaric religion.
Bow down - no. I never said that.
Given that there are some pretty fanatical Islamic extremists out there that are prepared to die for Islam, then you would need to be an utter fool to go out of your way to insult their religion. And make yourself known to them.
Jesus was a stone mason Woodchop.
Unfortunately, Islamic extremists needed no excuse to behead,shoot, or bomb innocent people.
By the way most Religions, have been or are, barbaric to some extent, including Christianity.
How are these two sentences meant to convey the stupidity of deliberately and conspicuously insulting Islam? Or was your trigger post just a ruse allowing you to state the obvious?
No one need "bow down" to Islam.
No one need deliberately go out of their way to insult Islam.
All extremists should be condemned/denounced by everyone including peaceful Muslims.
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