What have you been doing today?

[Bodd]

What have I done today......................OMG I sent a porn video to my mother in law via whatsapp.

I only noticed after 15 minutes, I was running around to find the wife to ask her to delete it. Lucky the old dear is a bit deaf and didn't hear her phone ping and didn't see it.

The wife isn't happy. (understatement)

Dog house again.



Andy

That's brilliant. Can you send it to me

 

[Bodd]

That's brilliant. Can you send it to me

Thank you... I'm going to save it until she goes to bed

 

[Bodd]

That's brilliant. Can you send it to me

My gord. My phone keeps buzzing..... I'm going to get no sleep tonight.

 

[Mottie]

I’m not religious but I’ve just said a prayer for Boris.

 

[Burnerman]

Heading for intensive care mate
John

 

[mattylad]

I finished the project I was on at work today.
Now I get to start on the beer I have in the fridge for the next 3 weeks at least. (paid).

 

[Mottie]

Heading for intensive care mate
John

I know and I have everything crossed for him.

 

[crystal ball]

Out on the bike this morning, about five miles in down a narrow lane I came across a group of six scruffy individuals not social distancing, when they saw me that ran off but I gave chase and eventually cornered them in a gateway, I took a pic of the ringleader

 

[HERTS P&D]

That's Larry! I bet Denis was also there!!



Andy

 

[Bodd]

Out on the bike this morning, about five miles in down a narrow lane I came across a group of six scruffy individuals not social distancing, when they saw me that ran off but I gave chase and eventually cornered them in a gateway, I took a pic of the ringleader

Obviously up to no good. He's looking a bit sheepish.

Well chased

 

[HERTS P&D]

I bet those sheep s hit themselves, 'not you again'



Andy

 

[crystal ball]

I don't think they recognised me without my long mac and wellies

 

[Bodd]

I don't think they recognised me without my long mac and wellies

Have you got a sheep skin coat? If you have, you may be able to infiltrate the inner circle. I have a mate who did just that... He's still grazing till this day and now has a family.

 

[Mottie]

Today I went for a walk in the heat and I’m suffering now. Chafing. That’s all I’m going to say.

 

[crystal ball]

Have you got a sheep skin coat? If you have, you may be able to infiltrate the inner circle. I have a mate who did just that... He's still grazing till this day and now has a family.

Probably not a bad set up given our predicament