What have you been doing today?

[sodthisforfun]

Yesterday was good deeds day. Read about people not being able to get any food delivered so gave up my tesco slot I managed to get last week. Then when I was out doing my voluntary gardening, I found someone's bank card on the ground, so phoned up their bank and they cancelled it before (hopefully) any damage could be done with contactless.
Today I think I'll make a banana and walnut loaf

 

[HERTS P&D]

My good deed was done yesterday, when I was out I was approached by a man in distress. His car battery was flat and needed a jump start, I ask if he had jump leads and he said no. It's a job job I carry a commercial set with me. He was off and driving away within 10 minutes.

Andy

 

[Mottie]

I might do my good deed today. There’s an old lady that lives opposite me and I think I’ll go and take some of those bottles of milk building up on the doorstep and remove a few papers from her letterbox.

 

[HERTS P&D]

Mottie, you are naughty!!

Andy

 

[sodthisforfun]

I might do my good deed today. There’s an old lady that lives opposite me and I think I’ll go and take some of those bottles of milk building up on the doorstep and remove a few papers from her letterbox.

Is she still alive

 

[durhamplumber]

Is she still alive

If the property is full of flies.....maybe not

 

[noseall]

How will you fit that glass and stay 2 metres apart from each other or are you doing the job with the wife and kids?

Andy

Sprogs...

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• noseall
• 23 Apr 2020

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• noseall
• 23 Apr 2020

Not happening. Holes in the glass are wrong.

 

[Mottie]

Sprogs...

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• noseall
• 23 Apr 2020

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There’s nothing like the youth of today having a good old chinwag and that’s nothing like the youth of today having a good old chinwag....

 

[Mottie]

Is she still alive

IT. WAS. A. JOKE!!!

 

[Brigadier]

Is she still alive

Living opposite Mottie, I doubt it, due to split sides

 

[Bodd]

If the property is full of flies.....maybe not

I worked on a mates flat he rented. There was a bad un—washed willy smell from the bathroom. I took the panel off.... Clean as a whistle..... I said I think the neighbour below was dead..... Guess what he was dead... ...

 

[Brigadier]

I worked on a mates flat he rented. There was a bad un—washed willy smell from the bathroom. I took the panel off.... Clean as a whistle..... I said I think the neighbour below was dead..... Guess what he was dead... ...

From not looking after his todger?

 

[Mottie]

There was a bad un—washed willy smell

That’s says more about you than your mates flat.

 

[Bodd]

That’s says more about you than your mates flat.

I knew that was coming my way

 

[Mottie]

I knew that was coming my way

Said the actress to the Bishop.