Aye, we have funny customs north of the Tyne 
John
John
What have you been doing today?
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EddieM
when one a walk where I used to live I saw a full grown ewe tangled in barbed wire. My god that was an effort to get it free.
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Bodd
Discovered a sheep on her back whilst out for my constitutional this morning......managed to get her up (unbelievable weight, took all my strength but managed it somehow).
Unfortunately she had rolled onto one of her lambs and crushed it
Felt wretched all day.
John
I gave you a like but thought it inappropriate so I took it away. Well done.
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Bodd
I found a Swamp Wallaby unable to move in some big rocks by a lake at the end of my street. I went to get her out but thought maybe a snake got her.
So I went and got Mrs Bod.
She helped me keep my balance while I pulled her out. Unfortunately her Joey had drowned.
Mrs Bod explained to work and had the night off to take her to the Vets.
We took her to Steve Irwin's zoo. Also a rescue center.. It took about an hour... north of Brisbane. Her first and last car ride was spent in the back listening to Elvis... That's the last I see of her... They could not save the poor darling....
So I went and got Mrs Bod.
She helped me keep my balance while I pulled her out. Unfortunately her Joey had drowned.
Mrs Bod explained to work and had the night off to take her to the Vets.
We took her to Steve Irwin's zoo. Also a rescue center.. It took about an hour... north of Brisbane. Her first and last car ride was spent in the back listening to Elvis... That's the last I see of her... They could not save the poor darling....
No worries Mr. B.....no way could I be a farmer and witness suffering animals - I know it’s nature to a degree but I can’t deal with it.
John
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Bodd
No worries Mr. B.....no way could I be a farmer and witness suffering animals - I know it’s nature to a degree but I can’t deal with it.
John
I was having a burn up tonight. Full well knowing some snails could be fried. As soon as I found one I had to stop. I then found a few more so I escorted them across the road to a little wood by the neighbours fence.
I don’t like killing snails so I go out in my garden at night after it’s been raining or I’ve watered the garden, pick them up and lob them over my back fence into the alley behind. Once I started dabbing them with a spot of tippex before throwing them over to see if they were homing snails. A few of them did return.
That's metal Mottie, tippexing snails.Andy
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Bodd
We did the same a couple of years back.... With nail polish on about 20 snails. We took them down across the road to the meadow. It must be 5 600 yards or so. We took them across the fast flowing brook (we had a lot of rain) as far away from the bridge as possible and up the top of the hill.
I Never thought we would see them again...
A year past
And we never did see them again.
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sodthisforfun
My dad in law made a snail shaped catapult and they fly like a bird over the London skyline when he uses that.. I shouldn't laugh, but I do. Hate slugs and snails.
A friend of mine used to enter snails into races with other snails. One day he tried to make them go faster by removing their shells but it only made them more sluggish.
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sodthisforfun
That's an awful dad joke!
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