Living a single man’s lifestyle while Mrs Mottie is away. Not had a shave, wearing all the same clothes as yesterday, sitting on the sofa in my work clothes, wearing shoes in the lounge, left the back gate open with the dog in the garden, not made the bed, not opened the windows and aired the bedroom - not even opened the bedroom curtains and I’ve not run the bog brush round the pan after I’ve had my daily dump. What she doesn’t see, won’t upset her!