What, your first wife turned out to be a bloke or summat?You're missing something.
What, your first wife turned out to be a bloke or summat?You're missing something.
Why don't you refer to her as your present or current wife then?All right. I know I've explained this before, but just for you.
I have only one wife. She is my first wife. I don't have any others, neither have I had any others.
I just refer to her as my first wife in order to keep her on her toes!
I am frightened of waking up and finding myself asleep !!!
As I've become older, I am less good with heights.
Selfridges in Manchester, iirc, has quite a sobering drop from the top to bottom, with only a pitiful glass panel to save anyone from the abyss.
As I've become older, I am less good with heights.
Selfridges in Manchester, iirc, has quite a sobering drop from the top to bottom, with only a pitiful glass panel to save anyone from the abyss.
I forced myself to the top of the Eiffel Tower once. I'm sure somebody welded my hands to the rails.
Wear a parachute every time you go up and you'll be fine!
Just like my idiotic future stepson-in-law (perhaps)!!
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Madness!
bejesus looks like a thinner version of David Bellamy.