Who's noticed my absence over the last few weeks????????????

[danechip]

I bet he's one of those that frequents all motor way services cottaging for fun.

 

[pred]

I feel i have made a fool of myself, i appologise proffusely to Mr PP, i had hold of the wrong end of the stick please accept my humble appology.

I completely missunderstood what you said, i thought you were threatening me, that you wanted to meet in a services and beat me up, but apparently no! you wanted something else, alas i'm not that sort of truck driver, i am in a relationship with Mrs Predator and i must confess a hairy backside would not interest me one iota but please dont let me put you off, if thats your pleasure then so be it you carry on