Why bother to post opinions on forums
You have an opinion and have the temerity to voice it
It turns out that this little Opinion is construed to mean a "Universally True Factual Statement"
Other forum members get really mad and get into revenge, retaliation, retribution, flaming, or Long List of Corrections mode
You’ll also be quoted out of context all over the forum because apparently by voicing that opinion you are also claiming that you are a Leading Expert at whatever random thing you’re talking about.
Pedants will materialize from every dimension to correct you skimming for errors that they can denounce
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I am a poorly-educated yokel
I’m not an expert at anything.
I speak only for myself.
My opinions change daily
I articulate them poorly.
Everything I write is a baldfaced lie, except for the stuff you agree with.
You’re right.
OK then! No more opinions from me, ever again. And I hereby revoke all previous opinions that I’ve ever stated or held at any time, however briefly.
If I ever again accidentally voice something resembling an opinion or a possible factual error, whether you agree with it or not, then we’ll just assume I’m wrong and you’re right.
You have an opinion and have the temerity to voice it
It turns out that this little Opinion is construed to mean a "Universally True Factual Statement"
Other forum members get really mad and get into revenge, retaliation, retribution, flaming, or Long List of Corrections mode
You’ll also be quoted out of context all over the forum because apparently by voicing that opinion you are also claiming that you are a Leading Expert at whatever random thing you’re talking about.
Pedants will materialize from every dimension to correct you skimming for errors that they can denounce
A useful sig
I am a poorly-educated yokel
I’m not an expert at anything.
I speak only for myself.
My opinions change daily
I articulate them poorly.
Everything I write is a baldfaced lie, except for the stuff you agree with.
You’re right.
OK then! No more opinions from me, ever again. And I hereby revoke all previous opinions that I’ve ever stated or held at any time, however briefly.
If I ever again accidentally voice something resembling an opinion or a possible factual error, whether you agree with it or not, then we’ll just assume I’m wrong and you’re right.