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Moz said:
LOL @ hermes
you've not been too Barnsley lately ,lol
That's not true actually, I took the kids to that damn awful metrodome place and I didn't see a single instance of anal rape or throat slitting!
Half the people in there looked like they wouldn't be able to find their own ar*ehole, never mind anyone elses!
 
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LOL @ hermes
;) :) :) :)

you took your kids too Barnsley ... shall I pass you the childline number for them lol :)
 
just to say..
Yes yes yes yes blooming well yes!!!!!!

like that car advert where the mother moans about everything except the car ride.

well, the mother in law didnt stretch to a compliment but ate my yorkshires and even helped herself to more!!!

gone home now.... as she doesnt like driving in the dark bless her! :rolleyes:

its maybe indigestion :evil:

I just did the little ones as my big ones arent perfected yet!
 
Well done! Fantastic! Good on you!

And stub on her!
 
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"well, the mother in law didnt stretch to a compliment but ate my yorkshires and even helped herself to more!!! "

its called being polite ....maybe she had a few sick bags in her pocket on the way home ..lol:)
 
moz you cheeky git!

I was kinda liking this smug feeling!
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
toffee
I was only kidding ... ;) ;) ;)
Im sure you are a wonderful cook ,

an a great mother ,
wife ...

home maker ...

an a damn find wh*re in the bedroom ..lol ;) :) :)
 
yes just watching the streamin net vids your hubby uploaded of you in action an how you do that splits thing ... while straddling him an full turn ... you shurely are a circus performer? :)
 
ooooo.... its painful even thinking about it....

not sure if I could ever do the splits.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

as for the video action... LOL LOL LOL!!! because...

when we went to buy a portable tv for the bedroom the salesman pointed out the various ports on the tv and teletext feature etc.

he said "and this is where you plug your cam corder in!!!!!!!!"

well I never :eek: :eek:
I nearly choked on the complimentary coffee he had given me.

How veeeery dare he, thought me...
just what was he trying to say about us???

I thought he was some sort of pervert.. why would I want a cam corder in the blooming bedroom??? I dont like to see my butt too close in the mirror never mind on film..

well, maybe with soft lense or what ever you call that muted sort of look.

I refused to let hubby buy the tv there as I was mortified that the assistant would think that we did home movies!!!

I now realise that he probably thought he was doing the good salesman pitch... selling the tv's benefits ...

but in reality the poor bloke made me feel a harlot and he lost the sale too!
 
LOL LOL @ Toffee .. lol :) :)

how very dare he ....

I love cams filming , I remember the 1st cam I got at 17 , a "hooky/moody" sony big clunky VHS tape thing ...

what fun me an the wife had ...

an her sister Tracy...(must add that was me an trace an wendy ..lol)

an her mate Wendy had ......(that was many threesomes with wife an mate ...wendy )

now looking back ..lol
23yrs ago ..lol....

OMG ..lol .....:) Grinning madly ..... ;)

omg ..lol
 
if you are not joking moz...

did jealousy never crop up in this?

how do you seperate the sex and emotion?

It is always said that sex can be purely a physical thing for a man but not for a woman.

This may be too adult for here.. mods.. Im not talking smut here...
Im asking a genuine question.

Did you not worry that your wife would be jealous of your attention being given elsewhere?

its a nosey question and personal... but I know you will tell me to get lost if you dont want to answer.
 
hecky me!!!!
that blanked word was ..... s m u t........
 
as said many times here ..lol Yawn sorry !!!

my wife then G/F was a wild very sexy girl ,
we met at the Salford boys/girls club...

a lady poster Julie L/B of old here knew her ,
lived behind her street ..lol

she wasnt easy ,
she just knew she was fit ...but was deep down sweet as hell ,
when we were going out it
was before the Madchester days ,
Hacienda club wasnt around ,
it was the grotty discos an spit an sawdust boozers ...

we would meet an have her mate Wendy , lovely lass although a ginger , very busty slim waist ..hanging with us ...
one night I got mad with Maria my G/F about her hanging around an then she said she fancied me ..lol, she for the ego is nice ..an softened the bitchy /bickering comments between us ..lol ..more flirty an light hearted

anyway
after a drunken sesh up Deansgate one night
we piled back to mine ,
my father was seeing some woman up the street , again ..

my drunken lush mother had walked out on us when I was 7 , telling me she would be back for us (2 sisters )later never did ..lol


anyway we went too my bedroom an things just progressed more with the 2 girls an me ... ;)
I got the vhs cam off the charger an stuck it on my chest of drawers




regarding jealousy ...

I think if my gf/ wife had ever been like that I wouldnt of married her ...

I can honestly say since we married I have Never been unfaithful even letters from Wendy last year ... wanting me to start a new life with her ....

when you got a beauty .... you dont want to lose it ,,.....

although I have been up town an flirted outrageously with ladies .. means nothing ...

same as my lady , she adores me she says ... an will love me forever ...

I think its the swingers/couples at the end of relationships that get jealous /wanderlust ...lol

we were teens an having so much fun ...THEN ..LOL ... mad impetious days ...
those vids nice to knock one out over now Im older lol
 
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