Is this two bald men fighting over a comb knowing the establishment always wins and Boris trying to put his WEF credentials forward, (mass immigration, nett zero, war in Ukraine etc) to score higher than Harmans toadyism to protect the establishment.
I have been victimised by my two worst enemies: Harriet Harman and facts
HARRIET Harman and objective truth have had it in for me for years, and now they have wickedly conspired to accuse me of things I definitely have done.www.thedailymash.co.uk
I have been victimised by my two worst enemies: Harriet Harman and facts
15th June 2023
HARRIET Harman and objective truth have had it in for me for years, and now they have wickedly conspired to accuse me of things I definitely have done.
One is the unattractive chair of the privileges committee who hates my very existence. The other is a set of indisputable facts about reality which have been a hindrance to me since birth. And now their kangaroo court has delivered its laughable verdict on me, a helpless innocent.
It should come as no surprise. ‘Harriet Harperson’ has long been jealous of my wit, universal popularity and athletic physique. And my playful habit of ignoring facts is a nuisance to egghead boffins who get hung up on that sort of thing.
Like two envious, runtish oppidans plotting against their Eton College superiors, they have dashed off a worthless, peer-reviewed report after a cursory one-year investigation, the findings of which are patently tripe, *******s and flim-flam.
Could I, the brave Ulysses who triumphantly guided this fearful nation through the rocks of Brexit and Covid, really intentionally lie to parliament? According to the facts of my own deranged reality, I could never do such a thing, therefore I didn’t.
Instead, you will have to believe my own account: I was acting in the best interests of the nation, outsmarting the coronavirus with my Machiavellian genius by doing what it least expected: getting ****faced in close proximity to other people.
And that, not the feverish imaginings of Harpie Harman or boring old facts, is the only explanation that makes any sense.
Boris has already got a new job!!!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, wait... you're serious?At least we'll get the truth.
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What are you smoking?
Blair years 97 to 2007 - look at the immigraton in the Tory years
There has been more immigration in the Tory years.
Are you grounded in reality or is the daily mail make believe.
What are these global pressures?
You should lay off the Daily Mail.
Gone right over your head I see, draw breath and get back when you can see the wood from the trees.
Obviously I won't be holding my breath till you do, given the time I foresee elapsing.
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Pointless trying to get through. Sure you are finding out
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I reckon he'd have been in there after two.
That would give him something to write about, at least.
When i saw the thread title i assumed Filly B. had taken him on to carry his tool(s)
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Corbyn has a large following, it will be interesting to see how they split the vote for BJ's seat.
https://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-c...at-sir-keir-starmer-at-next-election-12903917
Imo Corbyn has not been treated well by his former freinds and colleagues
Politics is a dirty bussiness imo
Not unless she's run out of bog roll.
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