Classic Proof of Lying Government

[transam]

Johnson is a victim of this party caper

and innocent victim

he knew nowt about

bloke was mislead

although tbh Transam does not really give a jot

and unlike large sections of the public I am not shocked

 

[^woody^]

Oh the faux offence and revulsion is actually quite amusing.

 

[transam]

Tis how this country has descended

blimey u cannot even have private meet up with out some fruit cake videoing it

a nation of nosey Parker’s
Curtain twitchers
Whingers and snow flakes

 

[^woody^]

Why does one person who cracks a joke about a party have to resin, but two people who crack jokes about the same party will probably get an award?

 

[JohnD]

Dear Mr Gove,

As requested, please find enclosed our book of luxury wall hanging samples.

We particularly recommend the hand-blocked William Morris patterns, printed on finest linen and very suitable for the classic 18th Century London home. We are confident that the existing gaudy gold-leaf hangings you mention can be removed without difficulty.

 

[JP_]

Now Mogg has been caught

https://news.sky.com/story/this-par...s-about-government-christmas-parties-12489616

Christmas party last night, joking about how they are all obeying the rules - 2 inches is enough social distancing, apparently, because it's an imperial measurement.

 

[JohnD]

Dear Mr Johnson,

As requested, we have moved our Pantechnicon away from the front of the building, and it is now parked nearby. As you asked, our skilled Removals operative can be at your home within minutes, as soon as you give the word.

 

[Notch7]

I’m not the most obverse thing person, but if there was a Christmas party for 40 odd people at my house, I think it’s likely I would’ve noticed.

 

[Justin Passing]

He can blame Stratton now. That's all right then.

 

[JohnD]

The Brewery
52 Chiswell Street,
London
EC1Y 4SD.​

Dear Carrie,

Thank you for your booking for the small dining room, with table for six, to host a leaving party for your husband and all his friends and supporters.

We regret, however, that we are unable to accomodate you on this occasion, bearing in mind that the previous party he organised at our premises was a complete shambles.

 

[Notch7]

He can blame Strachan now. That's all right then.

Allegra Stratton is married to James Forsyth, editor of the spectator. And James Forsyth is bestie mates with Rishi Sunak.

commissioning editor at the spectator is Mary Wakefield, Dominic Cummings wife.

The Spectator is owned by the Barclay Brothers…..who own the Telegraph…..who worked at the Telegraph.

 

[fillyboy]

Allegra Stratton is married to James Forsyth, editor of the spectator. And James Forsyth is bestie mates with Rishi Sunak.

commissioning editor at the spectator is Mary Wakefield, Dominic Cummings wife.

The Spectator is owned by the Barclay Brothers…..who own the Telegraph…..who worked at the Telegraph.

Frazer Nelson is editor.

 

[Notch7]

Frazer Nelson is editor.

Ah yes Forsyth is political editor.

and Harry Cole is political editor of the Sun…..and mates with Carrie.

 

[^woody^]

Enjoy - don't forget to have the sound on

https://twitter.com/i/status/1468666981184323584

 

[transam]

Some woman on the news just now is so disgusted over the caper
She has torn up her party membership card

blimey