Complete the Sentence

[Space cat]

-- have a pussy fit at Customer Services.

When they asked him to fill in a questionnaire, that really was the last straw --

 

[Barnsbury]

----so he had to snip the corner off his ribena carton so he could drink it, this left him with a purple stain on--------------

 

[Susiejb]

his new socks...he knew his wife would never understand so he decided to...

 

[Barnsbury]

.........distract her with a large ann summers parcel containing.....

 

[Susiejb]

an item that would be useful for planting bulbs in the garden if she didn't fancy using it...just as he was leaving...the bishop tapped him on the shoulder and said...

 

[enyam]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconut's...........all set up down at the fair ground,now if only we could get the weather for................

 

[Barnsbury]

---to make the tomatoes grow we will be well away. Meanwhile over at the rectory----------

 

[Susiejb]

the housekeeper was cleaning out the beehive when she ....

 

[EddieM]

had an epiphany.....

 

[enyam]

of such magnitude that surely the mushroom pie had been spiked with.......

 

[Barnsbury]

---eleven herbs and spices which made a certain colonel turn--------

 

[enyam]

and sing,sing, sing, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ........................

 

[Barnsbury]

......still nicking bits out of old comedy programmes. Classicly trained, the.............

 

[enyam]

Empire struck back using all the guile of the Jedi Amazonian.........

 

[Space cat]

-- monopod. Wherever there was trouble; wherever help was needed; you could always rely on Yelda to put her foot in --