"tightly wrapped package containing a diary which I have here" shouted the bishop waving it about above his head.
"i"ll take that" exclaimed Jerry Springer as he leapt from the audience clutching a cheese and onion pizza.....
"oh no" said the bishop thats 'the river across which the souls of the dead are ferried, one of the five rivers in Hades.....
cut that pizza up quick, we can eat it on the way....
(do you ever wonder if we are just everso slightly mad )